I’ve been so bored lately.  There seems to be nothing to do at this time of the year.  Nowhere to go, nothing to make, nobody to visit, nothing to buy.  You know how it is.  Bored…bored…BORED!

So, as I was sitting around twiddling my thumbs, I decided to google my name.  Into my google search I plugged,

“Wendy wants”

Here’s what I came up with:

1. Wendy wants a new dress but her mum won’t buy her the one she wants.  Well, since I’d rather wear a skirt than a dress and since my “mum” is no longer the proprietor of my clothing, I’d say that’s “Fiction”.
2. Wendy needs a little time. This is definitely “Fact”.  Time is something I could use more of, especially at this time of year.  I haven’t finished my shopping, or wrapping, and Christmas seems to be coming way too fast this year.
3. Wendy needs help to join the US Cavers Forum . Not sure what the US Cavers are but I’m guessing it has something to do with dark, moist, cold places and if you’ve read about my fear of being buried alive, you’d know this is “Fiction”.
4. Wendy Needs to Wake Up! This morning as I was dreaming I was flying over Hershey Park, I was rudely awakened by my 13 year-old daughter who flipped on the lights and exclaimed,  “Mom!  You need to wake up.  It’s already quarter to 7!”  So, I guess this falls under “Fact”.
5. Wendy needs beer. That’s funny. I’m sure the consensus of my family is that sometimes I could use a drink of something stronger than water, especially at this time of the year when I feel like I’m drowning in ‘to-do’ lists and am nastier than usual.  But, since I don’t drink alcohol, I’d have to put that in the “Fiction” category.
6. Wendy needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find. “Fiction”. I’m really trying hard not to bake more than necessary this year.  See the last post about this year’s Christmas card.  I’ve only baked one batch of sugar cookies which are waiting for little people to decorate them.  If my neighbors are reading this (Sherry), don’t expect anything edible from me this year.  My hips can’t afford it.
7. Wendy needs to know that doing whippets can cause frostbite of the nose. Holy Toledo!  What in the world is a whippet?  And how do you do one?  I’ll blindly stick that one in the “Fiction” slot as well.
8. Wendy needs a Sewing Machine. No, I do. not. need. a sewing machine.  I have one.  A nice one.  And it hasn’t seen employment in many years.  And probably won’t in many more years.  “Fiction”.
9. Wendy needs time and space. Fact.  See #1.  And I’m a space person.  I like my elbow room.  I’m a little claustrophobic as well.  So definitely “Fact”.
10. Wendy needs to add passion and talk a bit more about herself and her experiences and the things that make her angry. LOL!  Passion is good. I think I talk plenty about myself in this here blog and it takes a lot to make me angry.  Right, honey?  (Just nod your head)  Since this is my blog, I get to choose where to put this  one.  And I’m labeling it “Fiction”.

Happy Friday!